Fucking Hair

I really hate my hair. It's so frustrating. At the moment, it's too long to do anything with; It is either covering half my face (blinding me), or in some queer parting (revealing my queer forehead). However, it's too short to hold itself in one direction. It just flops about, and usually sticks out from my head. I look like a right twat when it's curly, and when I straighten it I look like a fuckin' lamp shade, it goes all whispy and flicks out in random directions.
I hate it at this length. But then when I cut it, I regret it and grow it again, etc. I would love to find a way of doing my hair that looks good, is easy to do, and doesn't rely on making a hair appointment every freakin 2 weeks. My hair grows too fast, so when I get it cut to a decent style, it grows out within a few days. However, I'd like to have actual long hair, but when it gets to this pissing length, it seems to stop growing altogether.
I hate that people always comment on how much my hair changes. I'd keep it short if I could, but I don't like regular hair cuts. I'd keep it long, if it didn't get so fucking gay at this stage. Argh.
Fuck, I'd shave it if I wouldn't look like such a bell-end. Aaaahhhhh, I don't know what to do with it! I don't want to cut it because I'll end up back where I am now in a week or two, I want to actually solve the problem.

I'm getting tired of my summer hat.