A Less Moody Review of The Past Week

Right, now that I have food in my house and I have tried to sort out the car (to no avail, but at least now I can relax since there's nothing more I can do 'til Monday), I rekon it's time to bring you all up to speed and recall what I can of the past week, which I like to call MEGA-JACK-FEST!

Right, let's see if I can actually remember every day...
I woke up on Friday to an empty house. I was worried at first because my parents' flight was cancelled, I feared they might come home. Luckily they got a train instead. Then Friday afternoon I took Matt to Greenwich and I bought a bong. It's so super-awesome. We only use it for the smoking of legal substances, though. Obviously...
Then we broke it in. After that we... Stumbled into my car and got to Alex Noble's party, which was nice and chilled. I had to take Tom home to grab a change of clothes (because he was upset that Chris Cousins had doused him in beer), then Matt, Jenni, Tom and Harry all came back to mine, where I showed off my new toy.
Then... I sorta forget what happened... I think they all stayed over. The next day (Saturday) a similar gang went to Kundai's BBQ, and it was a similar story with the gang coming back to mine, etc. On a side note, I suggested the phrasology "etcetrizzle" as a gangster way of saying etc. On a further side not, it pisses me off when people say "ec-setra". It is, in fact, "et cetera".
Sunday lots of people came over and stayed. At some point in the week Jenni and I started playing Crash Bandicoot 2, with lots of other people helping, including Matt and Alissa. Me an' Jen are the dynamic duo, though.
Monday, Jenni and Matt stayed over, we got fucked. I filmed this:

Tuesday, Faye and Alissa joined us, and we had a nice chilled day. Delve rehearsals in between Crash Bandicoot. Then Wednesday we awoke to the sound of Fayeski shouting at us through a microphone to all wake up. Skank. We Delved, then I drove FF and JD back to the House of Dunstan. Alissa sorted some shit out, then we followed Faye's somewhat questionable driving down the motorway. It took us about twice as long as it should have, since Mama D got a bit confused with directions, but we ended up in the right place eventually. Many many many thanks to Alissa for everything she did on Wednesday, including buying batteries, almost being killed on several occasions, and putting up with drunk morons like me.
The gig was FUCKING AMAZING. If you have photographs from it, PLEASE send me them, I'll post them up here. Check out Parson's Blog for a few, but there's only one of me, so that's a bit of a let-down.
We rocked the house, and then a small group of us started going fucking insane to Revenge Of The Psychotronic Man (who fucking kick ass, by the way), and after about fifteen minutes, everyone but the dynamic duo got tired. Us two fucking dominated the pit (as in, we were the only two on the dancefloor at all), and the band announced that we were awesome. They invited us on stage at the end to dance, and Matt joined us then. Shit man, fucking best gig ever. Delve PLUS the punk rock EQUALS Wednesday.
Then quite a bunch of people came over. Buggsy fell over on his way out the door and headbutted a glass lamp-shade, smashing it. Bled a little. If it wasn't so hilarious, I would be angry. Luckily, I have the exact same lamp in my room, so the ol' switcheroo did fine. Harry, Tom, Matt and Alissa played City of Heros (I told you it was the best game ever). Then the latter three got bored, but not Hazzer the Wazzer, oh no. He played that game without getting out of his chair once for over ten hours. He's nuts.
Thursday I tidied the house like a fuckin' fiend, because my auntie called and said she was coming to "water the plants" (i.e. check on the state of the house). Everything went alright. I went to Bromley with Alissa to buy some suits. They are amazing. Then you know what happened when I tried to drive home. Alissa stayed over last night. It was cool. She took me food shopping earlier, and now I'm on my own waiting for Matt, Tom and Harry to get here.
Woo.

Wednesday was one of the best nights of my life. Followed by one of the worst days.