Tuesday, May 08, 2007

Idiot...

You know you make too much money when you spend £20 on this:



But I was thinking, "hey, it'll be a laugh to whip out at parties/clubs if/when the Good Charlotte song comes on..."

I was also thinking, "looks like a high-quality thing, anyway, with a really thick chain," and that's when I found this:


Good one, dick head, you just blew £20 on a fucking gay little necklace.


The new GC album is good, though.

2 comments:

GD said...

Wrong wrong WRONG. I'm now gonna spend half an hour uncuccessfully trying to find cheap massive knuckledusters and a huge chain just to emasculate you at every opportunity.

Tom said...

a) knuckledusters are for faggots who can't fight

b) knuckledusters on a chain? this is for a faggot.

c) if you have a knuckleduster that has 'made' written on the side you are a whore. you'll never be a made man.

d) that's like wearing an advert. Shithead.

e) good charlotte? shit charlotte. they are the worst band ever. they suck more than henry the hoover sucks at a Snoop Dogg gangbang. you whore.

now die.

Yours truly,

Tom, the grandmaster of bludgeoning